Emma Searle (Publications Vice-President)
Portfolio Position: Agent of silliness and whimsy
Personal Economics Flaw: I never want to split a check because it requires doing basic arithmetic in front of other people
Edgy Topic: All economic systems should follow Monopoly rules
My Best Characteristic: Being the same height as an alpaca (llama?)
My Meanest Characteristic: Mr Darcy apologist
Political Position: Despite his Irish citizenship-ness, Hozier should be PM
Dream Job: Treasurer under Hozier (and only Hozier)
Proudest Moment: When people are nice to me in my tutor evaluations
Sanjeev Raju (Publications Officer)
Portfolio Position: Gin and tonic enjoyer
Personal Economics Flaw: Cash isn’t real money so buying anything with it is basically free (the number in my bank account doesn’t go down)
Edgy Topic: Vanilla >>>>>> Chocolate
My Best Characteristic: I (proudly) don’t drink coffee
My Meanest Characteristic: I’ve never been to a concert and don’t plan to
Political Position: For any given food item watermelon is the best flavour
Dream Job: Owning a small bakery on a corner street in Liechtenstein
Proudest Moment: Finishing FINM3412 without having ripped any hair out of my skull
Emma Rogers (Publications Officer)
Portfolio Position: Iced-caramel-latte-ordering, sundress-wearing teenage girl
Personal Economics Flaw: Always paying extra for guacamole even if it costs more than my meal
Edgy Topic: Apple music is better than Spotify
My Best Characteristic: Can recite every line in Gilmore Girls
My Meanest Characteristic: Lululemon mum core
Political Position : Taylor for president 2024
Dream Job: Lily van der Woodsen
Proudest Moment: Walking past the lolly shop without buying zappos
Hannah Rutter (Publications Officer)
Portfolio Position: “Stuck up law student”
Personal Economics Flaw: Government bond yield curve
Edgy Topic: Outlaw private car ownership
My Best Characteristic: Ability to use a semicolon
My Meanest Characteristic: Womansplaining
Political Position: Honey soy chicken chip hater
Dream Job: Professional grandma (wealthy, divorced, mysterious)
Proudest Moment: Finally understanding the difference between a seagull, pelican, and freaky fish
Zac Kienzle (Publications Officer)
Portfolio Position: Token BAFE student
Personal Economics Flaw: Subsiding Merlo with my coffee orders
Edgy Topic: All subjects are the same and you can’t prove they’re different
My Best Characteristic: That dictionary I read in the fourth grade
My Meanest Characteristic: My anathema toward math hate
Political Position: Commander of the shadow government
Dream Job: Lumberjack in an unpopulated Canadian forest
Proudest Moment: Going two sentences without using a trisyllabic word